Mommy's Little Monster Lyrics

     Mommy's little monster dropped out of school,
     Mommy's little monster broke all the rules.
     He loves to go out drinking with the boys,
     He loves to go out & make some noise.
     He doesn't wanna be a doctor or a lawyer get fat & rich.
     He's 20 years old & he quit his job,
     Unemployment pays his rent!
CHORUS:  His brothers & sisters have tasted sweet success,
         His parents condemn him, say, "his live's a mess!"
         He's mommy's little monster, he's not afraid to admit it.
         He's mommy's little monster, don't wake him in a fit!!!
     Mommy's little monster shoots methadrine,
     Mommy's little monster had sex at 15
     She left home for the streets,
     She couldn't deal with all the heat.
     She has fun with the boys in the band,
     In her eyes it will never end.
     Her dad asked what happened to her face,
     I could have happened in any place!!!
CHORUS:  Her eyes are a deeper blue, she likes her hair that color too.
         She can even wear a dress, that doesn't mean she'll confess.
         She's Mommy's little monster
         She's Mommy's little monster
         She's Mommy's little monster DON'T TAKE HER LIFE AWAY!!!