Fat Man Lyrics

Don't want to be a fat man;
People would think that I was just good fun.
Would rather be a thin man;
I am so glad to go on being one.
Too much to carry around with you.
No chance of finding a woman who
Will love you in the morning and all the night time too.

Don't want to be a fat man;
Have not the patience to ignore all that.
Hate to admit to myself
Half of my problems came from being fat.
Won't waste my time feeling sorry for him;
I've seen the other side to being thin.
Roll us both down a mountain and I'm sure the fat man would win.