Psychic Man Lyrics

 What's up am I on chat line? My name is Sal & Capricorn is my sign. I 
 like Star Trek & Brad Pitt, I watch Kung-Fu B movies & shave my armpits. 
 
 
 My brain is a sewer, where you dump your garbage.
 
 Read me psychic man & tell me who I am, just put it on my visa.
 Bleed me psychic man, I know you understand, you make it up so easy.
 
 I don't watch lesbian porno, will I befriend a trailer & die a smoker? 
 Will I marry a redneck, will publisher's clearing house drop off a big 
 cheque? 
 
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 Reach through the phone there Bud, are you Vulcan can you meld with me? 
 I'll reflect some evil to your head, 'til your dead.
 
 Will I cough up a fur ball when reading the tabloids doctors' pulled my 
 gerbil? Will I meet a new boyfriend, or will I be porked by martians & 
 bare their children? 
 
 (chorus)