Lyrics:
January is freakin gay, but helina is ok, erika is a slut everyday, marky is not circumsized hey hey, mark gets a new kat everyday, punchi was WHAT taken away, totska is one ***ed up name, now back to my man January.

Verse:
G--7--77-77-
D--7--77-77- 10X
A--5--55-55-

Chorus:
G-55555555-77777777-99999999-55555555
D-xxxxxxxx-xxxxxxxx-xxxxxxxx-xxxxxxxx
A-33333333-55555555-77777777-33333333