-Standard Tuning-

Lots of fast power chords to play here.

* = Strum more than 3 times

Verse    
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4:--9-9-9--7/8--9-9-9--7---9-9-9--7--2-2-2--6--4--7--:
5:--9-9-9--7/8--9-9-9--7---9-9-9--7--2-2-2--6--4--7--:
6:--7-7-7--5/6--7-7-7--5---7-7-7--5--0-0-0--4--2--5--:

Chorus
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4:--9*--5*--2-2--7---9*/14-14-13-11--:
5:--9*--5*--2-2--7---9*/14-14-13-11--:
6:--7*--3*--0-0--5---7*/12-12-11--9--:

Bridge
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4:--6-6--10--13-13--11-11--13--6* |          --4-4--5--:4
5:--6-6--10--13-13--11-11--13--6* | 1st time --4-4--5--:5
6:--4-4---8--10-10---9--9--11--4* |          --2-2--3--:6
                                   
                                  |          --16-16--:4
                                  | 2nd time --16-16--:5
                                  |          --14-14--:6


For all those that are feeling way too fed up inside 
Now here's a celebration of failure and losing 
Like to put a shout out to all y'all far and wide 
Sorry people but this is the way it's gotta be 

I know, I know, I know, I know 
we are pushing the parameters to a brand new low 
The end is near there's lots to fear 
No such thing as a good day is what I'm told 
Let the bad times roll 

The grass is never greener on the other side 
I'll stay right here and frolic in the dirt and gravel 
Where's the love in this room? I feel teary eyed. 
Between you and me I don't think it's ever gonna change 

Descend, rear end, offend a friend 
It's wise of you to run and hide from what's around the bend 
The end is near there's lots to fear 
No such thing as a free lunch is what I'm told 
Let the band times roll 

Up to me I'll embrace them happily 
let you people know I'm not foolin' 
come take a ride with me down to Riverside 
show you what it's like to be coolin' 

Life's gotta be a little better overseas 
whwre everyone's drivin' a Mercedes 
unsatisfied with my mailorder bride 
so much for my last attempt with the ladies

Listen to nobody this is the way I think 
Tell 'em all you're gonna live at least until you're forty 
Just be glad you're only one shade of blue in the face 
Wake up smell the *** and think that everything is great 

I know, I know, I know, I know 
we are pushing the parameters to a brand new low 
The end is near there's lots to fear 
No such thing as a good day is what I'm told 
Let the bad times roll