Intro / Chorus
A-A-A-B-A-G#-F#------D-C#-D-D#-E

D-----------------7---6-7-8-9                     
A-7-7-7-9-7-6-4---5---4-5-6-7
E-5-5-5-7-5-4-2--------------    

D-----------------7---9-9-9
A-7-7-7-9-7-6-4---5---7-7-7-7
E-5-5-5-7-5-4-2-------------5    

VERSE
(Bass plucks A fast guitar slides from E 12th fret to A 5th fret.)
A       
When you're away
D            E       A
Things never end up quite the same
D            E       A
nothing is cool everything is lame
D            E       A      E
leaves me with a bitter taste

CHORUS

BRIDGE / OUTRO
A                        E
Theres piss, in my weet bix
D             E      A
earwax all over my jats
A            E
lagers a shame
D                    E           A
As is the *** here in my champaigne

THEN REPEAT WITH NO GUITAR

Then go EXCRUTIALATINGLY fast  (Mabey not excrutialatiang but fastER)