its a parody of 'tribute'

Fig 1
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A long time ago, me and my bum boy Hal here, we were hitchhiking
Down a long tight dirt track, all of a sudden Max appered, 
in the middle of lidl. And he said

Buy the biggist dildo on the world or i'll take you up the ass
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 PM. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  

            Well me and Hal       we looked at eachother
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           And we each said         Cum in my face
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       Am                          G
And we layed the first skaters that came to the store
   F                           Am               G
Ant that just happent to be, it was Phil, Rob and Tom, it was Phil, Rob and Tom
           F                         Am         G        F
It was the best old skool kick flip in the world ooooohhhhh Hal ooooohhhhh Hal

And it saved our fore skin                 because Hals ass was saw
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                   But Hal forsed me to spank him
                          It made us scream
                                 Honor code that
                                        cumes                  have to 
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   Live by       cause its Hal's surprise and its magic      and its a
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  Mystical pleasure        butthegerero       The cum over the floor
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   And its magic       you are the mystical ide - ver - gin   and you’re
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   Soying               down sweep  
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Fig 1
Well needless to say, Hal's ass was saw
No suprise though, we were at the discount store
Max asked us "be you nibblers"
And we said nay, we are discount skaters     Soy

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Am (1 strum)                                 Am 
Ohhwhoaowhoaoho   ohhwhoaowhoaoho  ohowhoahoaho   this is not
    G                    F      Am                G  F  Am
These arenot the greatist old skool shoes in the world no these are from mega-bowl
                      G                    F       Am 
Couldn’t afford the greatest old skool shoes in the world, no
G      F     A1      G1                 F#1   F#2   F#3  F   
So i stole them from mega bowl 
A1          G1                 F#1   F#2   F#3  F 
right          to the Greatest orgie in the world   ooohhh Hal
A1                 G1                             F#1          F#2    F#3        
right it is just a pissed mother **** its of the greatest orgie in the world 

           ow                  ow                   ow
Wer em ur pow chewga fukay fu fly chuga flabbablabba  a flabbablabba

Ow        aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
A duuiuu ooioom fam chuga flaba bababa flagabubba abugga awoomamumma woose

  A1       G1        F#1   F#2  F#3   F1
Sefem                      

A1                          G1              F#1    F#2      F#3     F1
  And the peculiar thing is this my friends,         the song we played
        A1                 G1                            F#1  
On that fateful night        didn’t actually sound anything 
F#2       F#3    F1             A1           G1        F#1  F#2 
like this song.  This is just a tribute, you got to believe me,
F#3   F1            A1            G1         F#1    F1 
and I wish you were there, just a matter of opinion  aaahhh ****  
A1        G1          F#1                   F1
good God, God loving,  Your so surprised to find you can’t stop him,  
A1       G1            F#1               F1
upfar    arrrullyupfar cheapo mother****er give upa aahhh
 
E      F      E     F     E     F              Asus2


Abbreviated chords:
A1 - (X02400) (Asus2)
G1 - (3X2400) (Asus2/G)
F#1 - (2X0230) (Dsus2/F#)
F#2 - (2X0210) (Dm7sus2/F#) 
F#3 - (2X0200) 
F1 - (X03210)  (FM7)