Captain Everything - Helen (secret track)

I thought this part should be tabbes so i did it. Its my first tab so be leniant hehe. I cudnt b arsed to work out the rhythm but you'll figure it out. cheers :D


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Oh helen do you like the smell of men  do you think that I might be to some miniscule  


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degree...    One of them,     I long to see you all the time, I could fit you like a


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glove, I'm so very much in love , that I cannot find a rhyme for your name nothing 


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really sounds the same, well except Smellen.... Yellen and pretty much anything


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that ends with 'en' well.          Cut the crap         I can't stop thinking 



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about you.    I'm in your trap you know you stick to  me like glue.


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   Do you think im scarey?        by the way im so full on.   How can you turn me 


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 down when ive  got my medallion on oh yeah 

Now for the second verse and chorus all you have to do is repeat ALL of the tab up to ' ... got my brand new cardigan on.'

2nd verse
 
Oh Helen 
I'm not like all the other men, 
Wouldn't treat you like a hoe, 
Bring yourself to love a mole, 
And well be in heaven,
I can feel the love in you, 
Call me up we'll have a blast, 
I can so forget the past, 
It the least I can do, 
To love your eyes, nose, mouth, ears, tits, knees and thighs, 
And arm pits, and smelly bits and pretty much every other piece of Helen! 

Chorus

Cut the crap, 
I can't stop thinking about you. 
I'm in your trap, 
You know you stick to me like glue well, 
Do you think im scary, 
By the way I'm so full on. 
How can you turn me down, 
When I've got my brand new cardigan on


Then:

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    Lets catch a movie.          I know you probably think I'm some kind of   
    

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smoothie.         I'm not a stalker         But you can be my gravy and I'll be


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your pork oh yeah.

Thats it, just repeat the part for the chorus and your done. Its not 100% accurate but it sounds pretty kool when playing along.